About that raffle for the company trip... I want you to rig it so I can go with the new guy in the office. Yes, Sebastian. He's a fine specimen. You may be the most senior, but everyone listens to Sebastian. He's just a natural leader. Do you feel physically inferior when you're near him? Let's be honest. You're so scrawny. I couldn't stop laughing last Friday when he had you in a headlock. You couldn't do anything, could you? You were helpless with his big arms around your neck. God, he's fit! I guess you're going to want something in return for rigging this trip. Well, go on, but make it realistic. You want me to work the day barefoot? How did I know it would have something to do with my feet, you creepy little man? Fine. Deal. There's just one thing, though. After you've rigged this trip, you're going to accidentally reserve just one room with one, very big bed for Sebastian and me to share.